deirdrekeane:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Did people not know what shredded wheat was?

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

Sounds about right.

(Source: delusioninabox, via waitbetweenbreaths)

betterthankanyebitch:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i have never been this weak

remember

(Source: wingbeifong)

antdoubleu:

Trick

This movie..

(via glamslam)

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox, via glamslam)

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via heyitsjoel)

becuzbacon:

Bloop
batmanbrownies:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

I was expecting something where someone was being judgemental and nasty but got a pleasant surprise I love this

batmanbrownies:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I was expecting something where someone was being judgemental and nasty but got a pleasant surprise I love this

(Source: transtofuscramble, via randomshitmybrainsaid)

joshuaowen:

The debut album for Pink and Dallas Green’s side project you+me is filled with these stunning hushed-harmonies.

"No Ordinary Love" // you+me // 2014

(Source: totallyjack.com, via jamesraymond)

juliar0se:

remember—laughter:

antisocialblogger:

Nemo 33 by John Beernaerts, 2004

The world’s deepest indoor swimming pool is located in Brussels, Belgium. Its maximum depth is 34.5 meters, 113 feet, and contains 2.5 million liters of non-chlorinated, highly filtered spring water maintained at 30°C/86°F. The pool holds several simulated underwater caves at a 10 meter, 33 feet, depth level. There are also numerous underwater windows installed into several of the pool’s caves in order to allow outside visitors to look into the pool at various depths. The complex was designed by Belgian diving expert John Beernaerts as a multi-purpose diving instruction, recreational, and film production facility.

Take. Me.

(via fagflow)

yeahiwasintheshit:

"giving neck"? you mean a blowjob? goddamn it you fuckin kids, i cant and dont even care to keep up with your stupid fucking slang anymore

yeahiwasintheshit:

"giving neck"? you mean a blowjob? goddamn it you fuckin kids, i cant and dont even care to keep up with your stupid fucking slang anymore

(Source: youngpreciosa)

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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