my skin is crawling.

my skin is crawling.

(via homoscedasticity)

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: drunkonstephen, via redrunningfox)

nothomosexual:

Drunk Driving Toilet Campain~

I would shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

702; Missy Elliott Beep Me 911
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acidarmor:

Frames - Slow

This is so good. Makes me want to be grinding up against a stranger in a sweaty club in East London.

Slow was already a sexy song, but this has amped it up to the next level.

Ugh, perfection.

(Source: sandandglass, via e-sigh)

I’m here for this.

(Source: Spotify)

Kanye West Bound
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(Source: book21, via monde-des-hommes)

// Welp, that sucked!//

I just attempted to order from the eat24 delivery app annnnddd…..no. My order hadn’t been delivered TWO hours after it was placed due to “Traffic”. Now I am no heartless fiend, I know that it’s raining and that might cause some issues, but come on, I do not live in Metro Atlanta  and the restaurant is seven miles away! I talked to 3 customer service reps over the length of this debacle, and I am pretty sure one hung up on me before I could tell her to cancel my order….eventually, I got my refund…no food, and a belly full of hunger…such is life, now I have to do what I was trying to avoid (go outside) and find something decent, but since it is after 10 p.m., outlook not so good.

acidarmor:

notwiththoseshoesonboi:

theingloriousbastard:


madame-scary-von-spooky-britches:


lionrose:


iamsasslocked:


beautifulgraceful-lies:


221booty-lover:


missclumsycat:


amazingphil:


misspaperlilies:


Superhero/Supervillain name generator! Reblog with yours!


Terrifying Flaming Bear!!


Awesome Friendly Ball


Surprisingly giant witch


Uncanny golden princess


Evil Shining Balloon?


Evil Screaming Goat………..


Questionable Shrinking Footi hate these


Erotic Omnipotent Man.
…..


Dastardly Flaming Girl….
I mean………

Awesome Golden Lion.
Aiiiii this is a good one.

Incredible Diamond Machine……I can deal.

acidarmor:

notwiththoseshoesonboi:

theingloriousbastard:

madame-scary-von-spooky-britches:

lionrose:

iamsasslocked:

beautifulgraceful-lies:

221booty-lover:

missclumsycat:

amazingphil:

misspaperlilies:

Superhero/Supervillain name generator! Reblog with yours!

Terrifying Flaming Bear!!

Awesome Friendly Ball

Surprisingly giant witch

Uncanny golden princess

Evil Shining Balloon?

Evil Screaming Goat………..

Questionable Shrinking Foot

i hate these

Erotic Omnipotent Man.

…..

Dastardly Flaming Girl….

I mean………

Awesome Golden Lion.

Aiiiii this is a good one.

Incredible Diamond Machine……I can deal.

Everything is new....